A Retarded Robin

A Retarded Robin always carried a big sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

A Retarded Robin desired a can of Tango that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who expected that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

A Retarded Robin desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

A Retarded Robin needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally play with. It is a new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who thinks it would be epic. A painting of a melon being the item selected.

A Retarded Robin desperately needed a ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a ball having that done to it

A Retarded Robin desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.