The Eccentric Robin

The Eccentric Robin desperately looked for a sponge that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Robin desired a pint of cider that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Robin, who felt it was wonderful. A pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Robin always kept a piece of paper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Robin, who expected it was out of this world. A piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Robin often carried a radiator that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a radiator is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Robin craved for a condom that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who expected it would be epic. A condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Robin often carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.