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I was jus pullin' ya leg Rus mate... that's not you... that Cockatoo doesn't have cool blur streaks... and is therefore not cool.

I'm one of a kind. When do I get a ninja cuddle? Or has it already happened?

That is beyond amazing!

No, no @rustle cuddles yet... but he's only 5 hours away now...

As the c#*w flies? (Sorry to drop the C-bomb.)