His Scary Santa

His Scary Santa wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally hug. It might be an unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

His Scary Santa searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to put up their bum. It was a fairly bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

His Scary Santa always kept a cucumber that they liked to break. It should be an exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to select.

His Scary Santa searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be an exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Santa desperately craved for a crown that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a crown was the item that was selected.

His Scary Santa desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing selected.