My Curious Santa

My Curious Santa craved for a hat that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered an unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be miraculous. A hat of all things.

My Curious Santa carried a pint of cider that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

My Curious Santa carried a pencil sharpener to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. A pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

My Curious Santa had a chocolate bar that they would put on his head. It might have been a strange action, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels it was simply life. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

My Curious Santa owned a pen that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

My Curious Santa looked for a little monkey that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey of all things.