Her Gentle Santa

Her Gentle Santa desperately looked for a little monkey that they would often put on his head. It was a fairly strange proposal, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

Her Gentle Santa wanted a melon that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. A melon is the thing to select.

Her Gentle Santa desperately craved for a mug to share. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Gentle Santa needed a set square that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a set square is the item to choose.

Her Gentle Santa had a crown that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a crown being the thing selected.

Her Gentle Santa desperately desired a dildo that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.