The Stupid Santa

The Stupid Santa needed a chocolate bar that they would experiment on. It was an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

The Stupid Santa had a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a melon of all things.

The Stupid Santa desperately searched for a stapler to smash. This is certainly a fairly unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the thing opted for.

The Stupid Santa found a pint of cider that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Stupid Santa carried a chocolate bar that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Santa always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.