Different Santa

Different Santa wanted a dildo that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Different Santa desired a set of lego to experiment on. This could be considered a bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is amazing. A set of lego being the item selected.

Different Santa always kept a pint of beer that they liked to play with. It might have been a weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of beer of all things.

Different Santa always had with them a spade that they sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item that was chosen.

Different Santa found a piece of paper that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

Different Santa needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes share. It is an astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was out of this world. Strangely, a chocolate bar having that done to it