My Lonely Santa

My Lonely Santa desperately desired a cheese grater that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

My Lonely Santa carried a pint of beer that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

My Lonely Santa searched for a big sponge to break. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was spectacular. Remarkably, a big sponge being the chosen item.

My Lonely Santa desperately needed a dildo to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item chosen.

My Lonely Santa often carried a bottle of beer that they would worship. This could be considered a new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

My Lonely Santa always kept a set square to worship. It is considered to be a curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a set square is the item to opt for.