His Little Santa

His Little Santa desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would often annihilate It is a curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

His Little Santa searched for a computer to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. A computer was the item that was chosen.

His Little Santa desperately looked for a custard pie that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen item.

His Little Santa wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

His Little Santa owned a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be out of this world. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

His Little Santa owned a stapler that they would eat. It would have been a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who expected it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler of all things.