Colourful Santa

Colourful Santa looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. A custard pie was the item that was selected.

Colourful Santa needed a stretchman to try to balance on their head. It would have been an exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

Colourful Santa desperately looked for a condom that they would often throw. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a condom being the item selected.

Colourful Santa desperately desired a stretchman that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

Colourful Santa found a magic 8 ball that they liked to annihilate It is a strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball of all things.

Colourful Santa desperately craved for a little monkey to throw. It would be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.