My Fat Santa

My Fat Santa often carried a condom that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an unusual operation, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item that was selected.

My Fat Santa always kept a set of lego that they would often demolish. It would be an exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

My Fat Santa carried a radiator to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was wonderous. A radiator is the thing that was chosen.

My Fat Santa desperately needed a radiator that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the item to choose.

My Fat Santa searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item to select.

My Fat Santa carried a mug that they would often drop. It should be a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to choose.