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in #santa2 months ago

His Lovely Santa desperately needed a condom that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.

His Lovely Santa desperately desired a crown that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a crown being the chosen thing.

His Lovely Santa desperately searched for a CD player that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be out of this world. A CD player was the thing that was opted for.

His Lovely Santa searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been an odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be epic. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

His Lovely Santa wanted a bottle of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

His Lovely Santa desperately searched for a set of lego that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels it was simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego of all things.

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