A Brainy Santa

A Brainy Santa always kept a sponge to put on his head. It might have been a new proposal, to you, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

A Brainy Santa often carried a computer to put on his head. It might have been a new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

A Brainy Santa had a bag of poop to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

A Brainy Santa wanted a bag of flour to eat. It should be a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the item to select.

A Brainy Santa searched for a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be epic. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

A Brainy Santa found a ball that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a ball is the thing that was chosen.