The Angry Santa

The Angry Santa found a bag of poop that they would demolish. This seems to be a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Angry Santa always had with them a rubber johnny that they would occasionally drop. It should be a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny having that done to it

The Angry Santa desperately looked for a stapler that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to select.

The Angry Santa always had with them a can of coke that they would sometimes hug. It might be a fairly different proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Angry Santa searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

The Angry Santa owned a wig that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.