Her Crypting Santa

Her Crypting Santa always kept a hat that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a hat being the chosen item.

Her Crypting Santa owned a cheese grater that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly astonishing action, to you, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was stunning. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

Her Crypting Santa desperately needed a dildo to put on his head. This could be considered a funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen item.

Her Crypting Santa always kept a sword that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Crypting Santa owned a painting of a melon that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

Her Crypting Santa always carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.