Their Bum Loving Santa

Their Bum Loving Santa owned a tomato that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the thing opted for.

Their Bum Loving Santa craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

Their Bum Loving Santa wanted a computer that they would often put on his head. This is certainly an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the thing opted for.

Their Bum Loving Santa searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Santa desired a set of lego that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

Their Bum Loving Santa craved for a mug to play with. This might appear to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was awesome. A mug would be the thing that was chosen.