The Grumpy Santa

The Grumpy Santa desperately desired a big sponge that they would hug. It was a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Santa often carried a ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt it was sublime. A ball would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Santa wanted a stretchman that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is fun. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Santa carried a hat that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Strangely, a hat was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Santa owned a bottle of coke that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Santa always had with them a melon that they would often experiment on. It is a fairly surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a melon is the item that was chosen.