A Special Santa

A Special Santa owned a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a different idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a dildo being the thing selected.

A Special Santa carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pencil sharpener of all things.

A Special Santa always carried a ball that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to choose.

A Special Santa desperately craved for a bag of flour to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

A Special Santa searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

A Special Santa often carried a CD player that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a CD player is the item to opt for.