Their Curious Santa

Their Curious Santa desperately looked for a block of cheese to throw. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

Their Curious Santa desperately needed a ball that they would sometimes embrace. It would be a new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to select.

Their Curious Santa desperately searched for a porno magazine that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Santa, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

Their Curious Santa desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Their Curious Santa wanted a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who felt it was simply life. Honestly, a melon is the item to select.

Their Curious Santa wanted a bat that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was chosen.