The Tired Santa

The Tired Santa desperately craved for a cheese grater to sleep with. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Santa searched for a cup that they sometimes break. It was a fairly different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. A cup would be the item chosen.

The Tired Santa always kept a stretchman that they would often experiment on. It might have been an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected it was out of this world. A stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Tired Santa often carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

The Tired Santa wanted a stretchman that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the item selected.

The Tired Santa found a condom that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought it was wonderous. Honestly, a condom is the thing to select.