His Troubled Santa

His Troubled Santa desperately desired a radiator that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A radiator would be the thing that was selected.

His Troubled Santa desperately desired a bag of poop to eat. It was a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be exciting. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

His Troubled Santa found a piece of paper that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

His Troubled Santa wanted a sack of potatoes that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

His Troubled Santa desperately wanted a dildo that they would occasionally smash. It should be a fairly original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

His Troubled Santa found a condom that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the thing that was selected.