The Red Santa

The Red Santa desired a Harry Potter wand that they would hug. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

The Red Santa always carried a tomato that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Santa desperately needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Red Santa desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would throw. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Santa owned a pint of cider that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

The Red Santa desperately searched for a set of lego to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a set of lego is the thing to select.