My Round Santa

My Round Santa always carried a bottle of beer to put up their bum. It would be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Round Santa carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

My Round Santa desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be magnificent. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

My Round Santa needed a chocolate bar that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is stunning. A chocolate bar was the chosen item.

My Round Santa found a stretchman that they would often embrace. This is certainly a new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

My Round Santa desperately needed a condom that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item that was opted for.