The Naughty Santa

The Naughty Santa wanted a bag of poop that they would worship. It would have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Santa craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Santa craved for a crown to put down their trousers. It was a somewhat surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Santa desired a spade to try to nail to the wall. It is an odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Santa desperately craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered it was sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

The Naughty Santa desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to select.