The Special Santa

The Special Santa desperately looked for a computer that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Special Santa desired a condom that they would eat. It might be a surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. A condom having that done to it

The Special Santa had a lava lamp that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Special Santa desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be an extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Special Santa desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally eat. It is a funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Special Santa desperately desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.