Her Boring Santa

Her Boring Santa often carried a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Santa desperately looked for a vibrator that they would put up their bum. It should be a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Santa always had with them a pen that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item chosen.

Her Boring Santa often carried a mug that they sometimes hug. It should be a fairly curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is entertaining. A mug is the thing to opt for.

Her Boring Santa looked for a custard pie that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

Her Boring Santa always kept a bag of flour that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be an original idea, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen item.