Big Santa

Big Santa desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would put in the bath with him. It was a weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

Big Santa desired a cup that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the item opted for.

Big Santa desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Big Santa always carried a pint of cider that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

Big Santa desperately craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

Big Santa desperately needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been an astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.