A Green Santa

A Green Santa had a sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sponge being the thing opted for.

A Green Santa desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

A Green Santa always carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

A Green Santa craved for a cucumber that they sometimes throw. It should have been an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be breathtaking. A cucumber of all things.

A Green Santa often carried a crown that they liked to eat. It was considered to be an original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

A Green Santa always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a different activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels it was magnificent. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.