Their Exceptional Santa

Their Exceptional Santa desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

Their Exceptional Santa looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

Their Exceptional Santa carried a condom to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a condom is the item that was chosen.

Their Exceptional Santa desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

Their Exceptional Santa wanted a bat that they would sleep with. It might be a peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen thing.

Their Exceptional Santa always had with them a rubber chicken that they would occasionally worship. It was a fairly astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Santa, who expected it was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.