Her Confused Santa

Her Confused Santa had a vibrator that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Santa carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes smash. It might be an astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

Her Confused Santa desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

Her Confused Santa searched for a lava lamp that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

Her Confused Santa desperately looked for a bat that they sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. A bat would be the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Santa needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was simply life. A cheese grater is the item to opt for.