Their Naughty Santa

Their Naughty Santa desperately needed a stretchman to play with. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was wonderful. A stretchman was the thing that was selected.

Their Naughty Santa craved for a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a cucumber being the item opted for.

Their Naughty Santa desperately searched for a sponge that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a sponge having that done to it

Their Naughty Santa often carried a wig to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A wig is the item to select.

Their Naughty Santa carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is an exciting thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

Their Naughty Santa looked for a bottle of coke that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.