Crazy Santa

Crazy Santa wanted a sack of potatoes that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Crazy Santa carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

Crazy Santa needed a chocolate bar to hug. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

Crazy Santa desired a bottle of beer to put down their trousers. It would be an original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Crazy Santa desired a custard pie that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a strange idea, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is fun. A custard pie being the chosen thing.

Crazy Santa found a little monkey that they sometimes experiment on. It is an odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.