Their Fucking Santa

Their Fucking Santa craved for a wig that they would often put up their bum. It is a fairly different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be amazing. Strangely, a wig was the chosen thing.

Their Fucking Santa always kept a condom that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who considered it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Santa desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sleep with. It was a fairly odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

Their Fucking Santa desperately craved for a vibrator that they would share. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Santa owned a block of cheese that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a block of cheese being the item selected.

Their Fucking Santa needed a ball that they would annihilate It was considered to be a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing opted for.