The Horny Santa

The Horny Santa needed a condom that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Santa always carried a bag of flour to put up their bum. It would be a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. A bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Santa desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Santa desperately needed a tomato that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a fairly funny idea, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Santa owned a hat to share. It might have been a new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a hat being the chosen item.

The Horny Santa always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be a new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.