The Horny Santa

The Horny Santa always kept a bag of flour that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a fairly weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Santa desperately needed a tomato that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a funny activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Santa looked for a set of lego that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly new thought, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Horny Santa had a teapot that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Santa desperately wanted a set square that they would play with. It might be an astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Santa desperately wanted a ball that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a ball being the item opted for.