Her Scary Santa

Her Scary Santa needed a spade that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was epic. A spade being the thing opted for.

Her Scary Santa found a dildo that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

Her Scary Santa always carried a lava lamp that they would often eat. It might be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

Her Scary Santa looked for a dildo that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen item.

Her Scary Santa craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

Her Scary Santa desperately desired a custard pie that they would often smash. It might be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.