Retarded Santa

Retarded Santa desperately wanted a wig that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a strange undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

Retarded Santa always carried a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a fairly exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

Retarded Santa carried a little monkey that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.

Retarded Santa always kept a pencil sharpener to throw. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

Retarded Santa searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

Retarded Santa often carried a cup that they would often eat. This could be considered an unusual action, to you, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was chosen.