Their Careful Santa

Their Careful Santa desperately searched for a bat that they would often hug. It might have been a fairly new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bat being the chosen thing.

Their Careful Santa craved for a bat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was opted for.

Their Careful Santa always carried a tomato that they liked to throw. It might have been an extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

Their Careful Santa looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

Their Careful Santa wanted a spade that they would hug. It is a weird action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

Their Careful Santa needed a condom that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing selected.