My Square Santa

My Square Santa always carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

My Square Santa needed a bottle of coke that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a surprising activity, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

My Square Santa desired a piece of paper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a different action, to me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

My Square Santa always carried a condom that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been an unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a condom would be the chosen thing.

My Square Santa often carried a pint of beer to demolish. This is certainly a different exercise, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was wonderful. A pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

My Square Santa wanted a custard pie that they would often hug. It might be a fairly funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.