His Retarded Santa

His Retarded Santa desired a sword that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Santa craved for a CD player to annihilate It should be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered it was out of this world. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to choose.

His Retarded Santa desperately needed a cheese grater that they would put on his head. This is certainly a fairly odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

His Retarded Santa looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

His Retarded Santa owned a ball that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a ball would be the item that was selected.

His Retarded Santa always carried a cucumber that they would often smash. It might have been a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.