A Retarded Santa

A Retarded Santa often carried a CD player to sleep with. It should have been an exciting idea, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Santa found a sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

A Retarded Santa always carried a custard pie to put on his head. It might be an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to select.

A Retarded Santa desperately craved for a cucumber that they would often hug. It would have been a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

A Retarded Santa often carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was epic. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

A Retarded Santa always kept a condom that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a somewhat surprising operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item chosen.