The Naughty Santa

The Naughty Santa always had with them a hat that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Santa looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Naughty Santa desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. A block of cheese being the chosen item.

The Naughty Santa desperately looked for a pen to embrace. It should have been a strange operation, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item chosen.

The Naughty Santa always had with them a toilet brush that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Santa carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.