Their Silly Santa

Their Silly Santa desired a set square that they liked to put up their bum. It is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a set square having that done to it

Their Silly Santa always carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be epic. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

Their Silly Santa desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. A bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

Their Silly Santa desperately craved for a pint of cider to rub on his belly. It should have been an unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

Their Silly Santa desperately wanted a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was selected.

Their Silly Santa searched for a melon to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon of all things.