Beautiful Santa

Beautiful Santa desperately wanted a block of cheese that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

Beautiful Santa always kept a pencil sharpener that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

Beautiful Santa desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would often hug. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Beautiful Santa always carried a bag of poop to eat. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

Beautiful Santa desperately craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the item to choose.

Beautiful Santa always kept a custard pie that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be fun. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.