Their Troubled Santa

Their Troubled Santa owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes put on his head. It was an extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Troubled Santa desperately wanted a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be wonderful. Honestly, a cucumber was the chosen item.

Their Troubled Santa desperately needed a Harry Potter wand to sit and look at. It is a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels it was fun. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

Their Troubled Santa always carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

Their Troubled Santa looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. A toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

Their Troubled Santa often carried a can of coke to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly exciting action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.