Her Unusual Santa

Her Unusual Santa needed a little monkey that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

Her Unusual Santa desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Her Unusual Santa desperately wanted a hat that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

Her Unusual Santa always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen item.

Her Unusual Santa desperately craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who felt it was fun. Honestly, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

Her Unusual Santa searched for a tomato that they liked to play with. One might say this is a surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to select.