My Chinese Santa

My Chinese Santa wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an unusual thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

My Chinese Santa searched for a crown that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

My Chinese Santa owned a toilet brush that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

My Chinese Santa desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be entertaining. A bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Chinese Santa found a ball that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

My Chinese Santa desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would throw. This seems a new operation, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.