Their Different Santa

Their Different Santa found a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a melon is the item to choose.

Their Different Santa had a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to most, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is epic. A can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

Their Different Santa craved for a pint of beer to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

Their Different Santa looked for a crown that they would sometimes hug. It would be a different action, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was selected.

Their Different Santa found a can of coke that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to many, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item selected.

Their Different Santa wanted a rubber johnny to hug. It is a bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.