The Boring Santa

The Boring Santa desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. A pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Santa searched for a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Boring Santa needed a sponge that they would annihilate This could be considered a fairly unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Boring Santa always carried a painting of a melon that they would drop. This seems a fairly unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Boring Santa desperately needed a bat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly funny idea, to me, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Santa always had with them a block of cheese that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to select.